PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.
(via mudbloodsandmischiefgod)
June 03rd, 2:40 pm
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: |
GO TO YOUR ROOM |
Brother: |
that's not fair |
Mom: |
DO AS I SAY. |
Brother: |
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
Mom: |
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
Me: |
I CAN HEAR YOU. |
June 03rd, 1:20 pm
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
(via the-dark-lords-apprentice)
June 03rd, 7:10 am
Happy Birthday “Mario Götze” [03.06.2012]
Make a wish! May all your wishes come true.
Happy Brithday to you!
June 03rd, 7:05 am
